Me: Hey I need some toilet paper, where are your slavery flags?
Store owner: You mean "Confederate Flags" and you aren't wiping yourself with one.
Me: No, I mean "slavery flags". It was flown for slavery and I need to wipe my ass after I shit so....
Store owner: I'm not kidding you will NOT wipe your ass with the Confederate flag!
Me: I'm not kidding I need to shit and afterward I need to wipe on something soft and useless.
Store owner: Get the fuck out of my store!
Me:! suppose toilet paper at McMurder's will have to do.
Seriously I'm referring to those things as slavery flags. It is more accurate than any other name.
October 27, 2013
I need to wipe my ass. Do you have any Slavery Flags?
Via Religious Ghostbuster:
Shouted into the void by The Punk Patriot at 6:20 PM
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