Showing posts with label newt gingrich. Show all posts
Showing posts with label newt gingrich. Show all posts
February 8, 2012
Death and Taxes
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January 12, 2012
#OWS birddoggers ask Newt Gingrich about Corporate Money Polluting our Election System
NH Primary - where you can talk BACK to the candidates and hold them accountable on their bullshit.
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June 30, 2011
Picking campaign music for the GOP
So the New Yorker has an article in which Ben Greenman makes some dry, unfunny jabs at the GOP frontrunners by picking their campaign theme music.
For Michele Bachman, for instance, he picked "Shine on you crazy diamond." For Mitt Romney, he went for a pun by picking cheap trick's "Stiff Competition." Get it? Because Romney is stiff and charisma-free!
*yawn*
Rather than digging through the top 40 hits of the past 40 years, they should look to death metal. In particular, one band:
Cannibal Corpse.
I mean, what's more appropriate to show that you as a candidate are in support torture, (er ahem, "enhanced interrogation") than Cannibal Corpse's "Make Them Suffer"?
And at pro-life rallies, just to get everybody all riled up, they can play "Butchered At Birth." as you walk onto stage. Y'know, to remind everybody what abortion means. Because those giant posters with body-parts splattered across them[editor's note: the image at the link is graphic] just don't quite convey the message succinctly enough.
And in support of our three illegal and immoral wars, they can play "Scattered Remains, Splattered Brains."


Actually, you could use any of these for quite a few Democrats too.
For Michele Bachman, for instance, he picked "Shine on you crazy diamond." For Mitt Romney, he went for a pun by picking cheap trick's "Stiff Competition." Get it? Because Romney is stiff and charisma-free!
*yawn*
Rather than digging through the top 40 hits of the past 40 years, they should look to death metal. In particular, one band:
Cannibal Corpse.
I mean, what's more appropriate to show that you as a candidate are in support torture, (er ahem, "enhanced interrogation") than Cannibal Corpse's "Make Them Suffer"?
And at pro-life rallies, just to get everybody all riled up, they can play "Butchered At Birth." as you walk onto stage. Y'know, to remind everybody what abortion means. Because those giant posters with body-parts splattered across them[editor's note: the image at the link is graphic] just don't quite convey the message succinctly enough.
And in support of our three illegal and immoral wars, they can play "Scattered Remains, Splattered Brains."

Actually, you could use any of these for quite a few Democrats too.
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ron paul
December 12, 2010
Welfare Talking Points #3
Talking Points on Welfare Part 3:
People on welfare are mostly black teenage mothers:
FALSE: This is a fiction created by assholes like Newt Gingrich to get poor white people to get angry at poor black people, so that poor people in general would spend our time fighting against one another, instead of coming together and fighting against rich assholes like Newt Gingrich.
According to our gov’ts figures, white people receive the largest amount of welfare by race, making up nearly 40% of the welfare recipient population. 43% of welfare recipients with children have only one child, 30% have two, 15% have three, and there’s a real sharp drop-off after that.
Of those who are on welfare, and are mothers, 47% are between the ages 20-29. 32% are between the ages of 30-39. Only 7% of welfare recipients who have children are teenagers.
So sorry. The most common welfare recipient is white, between 20-40 years old, and has two kids or less.
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July 27, 2010
Politics and Ethics: What does it mean to be free?
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
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Benjamin Franklin,
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Vaclav Havel
February 16, 2010
Politics and Ethics part 3
Or, Why Newt Gingrich is a total asshole
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February 14, 2010
Politics and Ethics Part 2
Or why Private Health Insurance is a Bigger National Threat than Terrorism.
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