Pop music's popularity is dependent on sexual language

A recent study found that pop music's popularity is dependant on language that talked about sexual reproduction.

So this track will probably become the most popular pop song in America:

Sex sex sex sex by PunkPatriot

Which of course answers the question: Why does pop music suck?
The answer is: Because the average American is intellectually comparable to a bonobo in heat.

LYRICS:

Enforcement
Positive
Reproductive
Messages

Your impulse to breed
says it's what you need
your top priority
is make new mouth to feed

sex sex sex sex (it feels good, do it now)

your body makes
you feel insane
you only use
your lizard brain

sex sex sex sex (it feels good, do it now)

just be a slave
to your biology
your nationality
your sociology
your geography
your economy
now dance for sex like you've had a lobotomy

sex sex sex sex

Huoratron: "$$ Troopers" by Lauri Warsta

Huoratron - $$ Troopers from Lauri Warsta on Vimeo.

Things like this remind me that I still have so much to learn about video, and/or synthesizing electronic music.

"ALBUM I" FOR SALE OVER AT ETSY

This is DIY punk for real realzies. I don't outsource my shirts to Zazzle.com

I don't outsource my CDs to CDBABY.com

I even screen print and construct the CD cases myself!

I composed, produced, and performed all the music on this album.

A solid album of music that you'll probably like if you're into Squarepusher, Aphex Twin, Tortise, Tim Fite, John Cage, Chemical Brothers, Mannheim Steamroller, or Erik Satie.

TRACK LISTING (AND AUDIO!)

1. Indivisible Quadrangle
2. Bluegreen
3. My Electric Crutch
4. Triangle Logic
5. Radioactive Sunflower
6. if I were a silent film... (v 1.0)
7. Meditation on breathing
8. hitting metallic objects in the fashion of John Cage
9. Modulation Experiment #3

Keyboards, French Horns, Guitar, Upright bass, fretless elec bass, vocals, computers, composition all by Me.

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